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Monday, May 22, 2006

Proof

The DMV is evil. We all know that. I am trying to figure out how to get a motorcycle license, it's a unbearable. Let me show you what the DMV says about drinking...

"Without taking into account any of the other factors, the formula below illustrates the LEAST amount of drinks remaining in the bloodstream:

A person drinking:

  • 7 drinks in 3 hours would have at least 4 drinks remaining in their system.
  • 4 drinks in 2 hours would have at least 4 drinks remaining in their system."
WHAT? what "formula" is that? 7-3=4... good, that makes sense, but 4-2=4? maybe they will have a graphic with the formula, that should help.

obviously.

so, using that formula I can drink 10 drinks = 0 hours ago = and have 0 drinks in my body. I am good to drive.

Thanks DMV!

1 comment:

Penny said...

hmmm...kind of makes you wonder if all the dmv workers are wasted...i mean, they are a relatively belligerent and nonsensical bunch