Tomorrow shall suck.

Monday, may 1st. I'm not talking about the impending boycott... but, rather, the cleaning out of my soon to be ex-roommate's room.

We are evicting her. Tomorrow morning the locks get changed, things we can't sell will go out onto the street, and we will pawn or sell everything else to pay for her three months in unpaid rent. Her place is a mess. I am not excited about this at all - the three foot pile of clothing, the art supplies and breakable things. I'm a nice guy - I don't want to break, sell, or hold her things for ransom... but she is a child.

a sad child.

what makes it worse - is that she is a lying, scared child. So, she has hidden for weeks and has continued to say that she will pay us tomorrow (for four months). I have to buy plastic gloves and lots of garbage bags. I will not be a happy camper...

... maybe slightly entertained by not having any remorse for digging through someone's personal things ...

but I will be very angry and I will use cuss words.

spam

I have very good spam blockers, I get, maybe, one a day. Today I read one. I share it with you;

heard from Alex and told him not to tell me where you were; one cannot
reveal what one does not know. Still, if I were you, Id go to another
place, at least for the night. You may have been spotted at the airport.
What about you?
I intend to be a canard.
A duck?

I love it. I intend to be canard. A duck?

not much for celeb gossip...

but...

My roommate and I have discussed lost actress Michelle Rodriguez a couple times. He never feels any sympathy for any of the characters she plays. I think that is just part of the characters that she plays.

Now I think her unsympathetic demeanor is part of who she is, a whiny, out of touch Tress. (I call all annoying actors, male or female a "tress" or "tresses" - short for actress.) Anyone who would rather choose jail time over community service - no matter who you are - does not gain any of my respect.

I'm not a bitch, I just play one on TV.

I feel like I haven't done my homework...

you know, when you have so much to do and it just piles up? yeah, I feel blog like that.

anyway I am going to stall some more, but I will share one of the most odd things I found in my travels... it was in the toy section of a market in tuscany.

Prague

worth the hype.

or it could be that it is saturday night, who knows?

Slovenia

is great.

internet use

is limited.

me likey.

I love traveling. We are in florence today and for the next two. I've had a lot of wine and taken a ton of photos. I don't have enough energy to upload them or to blog when I get in, sorry.

You can see our steps to making pasta here.

I can also share two minutes of fun filming. This was me driving with my brother at the camera at night. It didn't end well.



in the end it looked a bit like this:

I'm doing very well, thanks.